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Acordurile hit-ului "Cine-a pus carciuma-n drum" ale telefonului sau mobil il scoasera pe nea Nicu Vacaroiu din baxul de hartii reprezentand note de plata si calcule ale ratei dobanzii contului
Acordurile hit-ului "Cine-a pus carciuma-n drum" ale telefonului sau mobil il scoasera pe nea Nicu Vacaroiu din baxul de hartii reprezentand note de plata si calcule ale ratei dobanzii contului personal de peste 10.000 de euro... Vacaroiu: Alo, cine e-acolo? Vantu: Domnule, sssunt eu, Sssorin. Vacaroiu: Ce se-ntampla, care Sorin? Vantu (soptit): Vantu. Vacaroiu: Dom'le, uite ce e... Nu te aud. Zi-i mai tare. Vantu (zbierat): Vantu, domnule, sssunt Vantu! Vacaroiu: aaaaa, ce se-ntampla, care Vantu? Vantu: Vantu, domnule, Sssorin Vantu! Vacaroiu: Dom'le, io nu cunosc nici un Vantu... Vantu: Ma rog, sssa trecem pessste asssta. Am o problema, nea Nicule. Vacaroiu: Care-i problema? Vantu: I-am invitat la ranch-ul meu pe assstia de la presssa. E, mata ce zici sssa le ssspun? Vacaroiu: Dom'le, nu stiu cine esti, da' ca expert in treburi d-astea, iti bag un sfat-doo. Vantu: Assscult, nea Nicule. Sssa le zic de Vlasss? Vacaroiu: In primu' rand sa fie mesele spalate si chelnarii promti. Daca mesele e curate si chelnarii promti, omu' sa simte bine... Vantu: Sssa le-o bag sssi pe aia cu banii pierduti de mine la Fond? Vacaroiu: aaaa, problema care e. Ca de fapt astia nu stie ca coniacu' se serveste la urma. Da-le un coniac inainte. Vantu: Dar dessspre garantiile oferite de CEC?! Vacaroiu: Ce se-ntampla... Io de obicei, la trei dimineata, las ceasu' la chelnar fara probleme, ca e baiatu'meu, ma stie omu'. P-orma ma duc la bancomat, scot banu' si nu ma doare capu'. Adica ma doare, da'-mi trece cu-n Jveps bitar-lemon. Vantu: Sssa le ssspun sssi de Camenco? Vacaroiu: astia nu e pretentiosi, pan' la urma tot micii si berea le place... Vantu: Dar dessspre relatia cu matale, nea Nicule? Vacaroiu: Alooo, domnooo'! De cand imi zici mata mie nea Nicu, la premieru' Senatului? Ca io nici nu te cunosc, n-am auzit de mata in vieata mea! Ca doar nu mi-ai dat in vieata ta, ba, sapte sute de mii de parai, ca sa ma-nchei la siret, la cravata si sa ma urci in taxi, da? Parerea mea.
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