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Patronul de la Desputirea Comunala se trezi ravasit. Scoase jeep-ul din garaj si tasni ca din pusca. Doua ceasuri bantui prin oras, savurand damfurile pubelelor revarsate si clatindu-si ochii cu
Patronul de la Desputirea Comunala se trezi ravasit. Scoase jeep-ul din garaj si tasni ca din pusca. Doua ceasuri bantui prin oras, savurand damfurile pubelelor revarsate si clatindu-si ochii cu munti de gunoaie. Se-ntoarse mai linistit. "Ba, ce cosmaruri tampite mai visez si io..." Lae (gunoier sef): Ascultati la mine, c-am imbatranit pe vidanje: se-mpute treaba. Gunoier 1: S-o fi stricat ghenele astea, ca nu le-am mai golitara din primavara, sefule. Lae: Adica ma-nveti tu pa mine cum miroase tomberonu', ba? Care-am crescut printre ele? Gonoier 1: Atunci ce, sefule? Lae: Astia ne curata. Gunoier 2: (ingrozit) Io daca simt apa pa mine ma omor, sa stii. Sa nu mai vad Glina daca te mint. Lae: E si mai rau, ba. Gunoier 2: Adicatelea ce ne face? Lae: Ne lasa fara gunoaie. Ia uitati-va voi aci pa colt, la F4: nu vedeti nimica? Gunoier 1 si 2: (holbati) Si-au luat sobolanu' ala mort din fata blocului! Lae: Ei... Gunoier 1: (rascolit) Si lesu' de cal, da pa casa scarii. Lae: Asa... Gunoier 2: (desfigurat) Si n-au mai aruncat gunoiu pe fereastra. Iete-te ca li se vede parteru'! Lae: (ca pentru sine) Harletu' de aur. Gunoier 1: Ce face? Lae: Le-a facut primaria concurs, ba. Isi face oamenii curatenie si ia premiu. Gunoier 2: Ce premiu, nea Lae? Lae: N-auzisi, ba? Harletu' de aur, Pubela de platina, Ghena de diamant. Chestii d-astea. Gunoier 1: Fugi, nene, d-acilea. Lae: Ba asa e, ma. Pe Ciumei colt cu Buba Neagra i-am vazut cu tarnurile-n mana. Si nu erau de-ai nostri. Pa ochii mei. Gunier 2: Pai, normal. Nu face baietii nostri... Lae: E jale, fratilor. Maine-poimaine o sa dea cu sampoane pa la ghena, sa ne-ntoarca matele pa dos. Gunoier 2: Hai, sefule, ca esti gretos. Lae: Ia, taceti! (urland) Aud o maturaaa!
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