Un Chirila multiplicat
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Ieri a fost cea mai fericita zi din viata mea de functionar la Primarie. Doi tipi de la PNA au navalit in biroul meu: "Aici e Directia Juridica", m-au intrebat? "Nu, urmatoarea usa", le-am zis.
Ieri a fost cea mai fericita zi din viata mea de functionar la Primarie. Doi tipi de la PNA au navalit in biroul meu: "Aici e Directia Juridica", m-au intrebat? "Nu, urmatoarea usa", le-am zis. Aseara, cu jumatate din spaga de peste zi, am dat de baut la tot cartieru'. Contopist 1: (de sub birou) Inger, ingerasul meu, care... Contopist 2: (cu urechea pe yala) Gura! Cre' ca aud pasi. Contopist 1: Doamne, auzi-ma si ma miluieste. Contopist 2: Ssst! Au trecut de Urbanism. Incearca usa la Autorizari. Ah, porcii! S-au incuiat in birouri. Contopist 1: Si nu ne mai duce pre noi in ispita... Contopist 2: Taci! Poate c-au venit dupa aia de la Cantine sociale. Contopist 1: ...si ne izbaveste de cel viclean. (cu un licar de speranta) Chiar: sunt cei mai hoti de pe palier. Contopist 2: O, nu! Au trecut si de... (usa il loveste in cap) Seful: (intra precipitat) Repede, ca vin! I-am vazut! Sunt multi, urati, cu catuse si masti pe fata. Contopist 2: (bolboroseste in transa) Doamne, dezleaga-ma de pacatele cele cu plicul, cu traista si cu sacul. Seful: Amin. Gata, acu' ziceti repede: unde-ati pus-o? Contopist 2: (inca ametit) Ce sa punem, sefule? Seful: Ce-am produs noi azi, boule. Malaiu', euroiu', dreptu'. Contopist 1: Ortu'. Seful: Exact. Unde e? Contopist 2: L-am halit, sefule. Seful: Nooj da milioane?! Contopist 1: A mers usor, ca era in parai. Io o mie si asta doua mii, ca-l stii nesatul. Contopist 2: Da de unde. Doua calorii mia de para, sefule. Am citit io undeva. Seful: Lasa, ca tot te-ai ales cu ceva, cum ar veni. aia de la Strazi au infundat veceurile cu miliarde. Jeleau de se zguduiau budele. Contopist 1: Dumnezeule! asta-i sacrilegiu. Seful: Cica Nuti de la Parcuri a fugit pe paratraznet, cu dosarul de licitatii in dinti. Contopist 2: O stiu. Minunata colega si functionara. Seful: Mandria Primariei. Contopist 1: (tresarind) Ce se-aude? Contopist 2: (sare la usa) Liniste! Aud niste bocanci si o pereche de pantofi italienesti de 300 de euroi. (asculta in incordare) Si un fosnet de Versace de 5.000 de para metru. Liniste, am zis! Un ticait de Rolex pe comanda. (se ridica indurerat) Fratilor, l-au luat pe directorul nostru, Chirila.
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