HG de excitare a populatiei
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Rarirea populatiei cu un milion de bucati e un lucru firesc, daca ne gandim ce-au bagat astia in noi in ultimii 10 ani: reforma - doua calorii, restructurare - o calorie, integrare - zero. Asa ca
Rarirea populatiei cu un milion de bucati e un lucru firesc, daca ne gandim ce-au bagat astia in noi in ultimii 10 ani: reforma - doua calorii, restructurare - o calorie, integrare - zero. Asa ca Guvernul a ajuns sa se gandeasca ce-i de facut ca sa nu ni se starpeasca natia. In entuziasmul general, ministrul Antonescu si-a retras legea de combatere a pornografiei. Apoi: Cozmanca: Daca-mi permiteti, io de mult aveam semnale din teritoriu ca populatia nu se mai aaa, nu si-o mai... Ma-ntelegeti - ca omu'. Mitrea: Adica nu mai intra-n viteza? Cozmanca: Da. Mitrea: 'Ai, domne. Poate la modelele mai vechi. Agathon: Hi, hi, hi. Cozmanca: (amarat) Nici la tineret, domne. Miki: (filozofic) Poti face sex pe burta goala? Agathon: Da', ce, pe vremea lu' matale stateau imbracate? Mitrea: Ha-haaa. Nastase: Va rog, e o problema grava. Sa luam masuri. Agathon: Sefu', am luat aseara masura la o... Nastase: (indispus) Nu ma intereseaza. Bartos: Ma voi implica personal. O sa... Toti: Bravo! Super! Bartos: (noteaza) Chiar acum am trecut Viagra pe lista compensatelor. Toti: A! Nastase: Alte propuneri? Sarbu (Marian): Io zic sa deschidem saloane de masaj thailandez in regim de economat. Cozmanca: Splendid. Si-o sa-i zicem, daca-mi permiteti, "Excitomat - un program al Guvernului Adr..." Nastase: Lasa, n-am nevoie. Tanasescu: Ce-ati zice dac-as scoate TVA-ul de pe telina, molan si puterea ursului? Cozmanca: Da, da! Tanasescu: (aprins) Si-o sa stopez scurgerile din banci. Toti: Hai, las-o! E dus! Parc-ai fi din alt guvern, zau asa. Ce vorbim noi si ce... Tanasescu: (mirat) Cum sa n-aiba legatura bancile de sperma cu... Stanoiu: Stati, c-am gasit! Pentru ca avem un excedent feminin, o sa dezincriminez bigamia. Orice barbat sa aiba dreptul la 1, 4 neveste. Nastase: Deci s-a conturat. Cozmanca: Ar mai fi ceva, daca-mi permiteti. As propune sa-i zicem Strategia guvernului Adrian Nastase de aaa... Cum sa spun... Mmmm...
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