Ciuvica, o piedica in calea uitarii
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- Alo, Maria! Traian sunt. M-ai cautat? Am vazut ca mi-ai dat un bip... - Da, voiam sa-ti spun ca ne-a venit o factura noua... - De cat? - De 537 de milioane ... - DE CaaaT?!? - O jumatate de
- Alo, Maria! Traian sunt. M-ai cautat? Am vazut ca mi-ai dat un bip...
- Da, voiam sa-ti spun ca ne-a venit o factura noua...
- De cat?
- De 537 de milioane ...
- DE CaaaT?!?
- O jumatate de miliard.
- Ai innebunit!? Da' ce-ai facut, draga, ai uitat fierul de calcat in priza tot anul? Sau ti-ai luat vreun uscator de par la 380 de volti?
- Traian, linisteste-te! E o factura venita pe firma...
- Pe ce firma?v
- A mea si-a lui Mircea.
- Care Mircea, draga, Bricul Mircea? Nici ala nu consuma atata, intr-o luna.
- Mircea, frate-tau! Da' revino-ti, draga, odata. Firma care e pe numele meu si pe numele lui frate-tau, Mircea.
- Bai, inseamna ca ala nu este sanatos la cap, nu stiu cu cine-o fi semanand. Ce dracu a putut sa bage in priza sa ne vina factura asta?
- Traian, nu ma mai intrerupe, lasa-ma sa termin. Nu este o factura de curent!
- E factura de telefon, trebuia sa-mi inchipui. Daca il prind ca a vorbit la linii erotice, il sparg! Sa-mi trimita urgent desfasuratorul, cu toate convorbirile!
- Traian, dar nu este...
- Ori si-a tras vreo gagica in Honolulu si o vrajeste la telefon, pe banii nostri.
- ... nu este nici factura de telefon!
- Maria, nu-i mai lua apararea, ca ma enervez. Doar n-o sa vrei sa-mi spui acuma ca e factura de gaze. Ca nu te cred.
- Nu e, draga, nici de gaze.
- Da' ce factura e, spune odata, ca turbez!
- Nu stiu, draga, eu voiam sa te intreb pe tine. E o factura pe care a adus-o unu', Ciuvica. Stii ceva despre ea?
- Sunt niste taxe pe impozitul pe profit. Ba, al dracului, cum a gasit-o! Nici n-ai idee cat am cautat factura asta, parca intrase in pamant. Eu unul chiar imi luasem gandul de la ea...
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