Fotbalistii parlamentari - dezlantuiti la Stambul
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In vestiarele cochetei arene de pe Besiktas colt cu Galata, echipa de fotbal a parlamentarilor romani se dezechipeaza. Acest lucru atrage imediat atentia agentului Limba care, aflat in trecere prin
In vestiarele cochetei arene de pe Besiktas colt cu Galata, echipa de fotbal a parlamentarilor romani se dezechipeaza. Acest lucru atrage imediat atentia agentului Limba care, aflat in trecere prin Stambul, se trezeste cu un sacou Gucci in cap. Simtind un meci mare, lapada sacul cu rulmenti si pune mana pe creion. Deputat 1: (uitandu-se pe fereastra) Ba, baieti, ati vazut ce sut are numaru' 9? Deputat 2: (aruncand o privire) Uliu! Te rupe, nenica. Senator 1: Sa va zic drept, io nu stiu daca mai pot sa... Deputat 2: Lasa, domne, stai si matele mai pe fund. Deputat 1: Si iesim noi la dublaj. Lepsa: Uitati ce e: trebe sa tinem steagu' sus. E-n joc prestigiul tarii, ce dracu'. Deputat 2: Nici o grija. Facem sou. Deputat 1: (de la geam) Mama, ce joc de glezne are septaru'! Deputat 2: (strecurand o privire) Si ce fente din buric. Senator 1: Aaa, io nu stiu, zau... Deputat 1: Auzi, tataie? Acasa te laudai ca le dai numai la vinclu. Deputat 2: He, he! Aici nu mai merge cu blaturi. Lepsa: Domnilor, sa nu ne inhibam. Deputat 2: Ete, na. Io intru si-n prelungiri. Deputat 1: Oaaa! Veniti sa vedeti ce n-ati vazut. Lepsa: (cu ochii cat cepele) Mda. Pe numarul 10 tre' sa punem doi oameni, ca nu facem fata. Deputat 2: Ce contre, ce stopuri! Senator 1: (visator) Era prin '973. Pe vremea aia, voi nici nu stiati ce-i hentu'... Lepsa: Ba, io cochetam putin. Senator 1: (transpus) I-o dau printre craci, avansez cu ea la picior si cand sa trag... Deputat 1: Se sparge balonu'. Senator 1: V-am mai zis-o? Deputat 2: La fiecare meci. Lepsa: Da' io v-am zis cand am sarit la centrare si s-a pus capra? Faza de kinograma... Deputat 1: Ba, terminati, ca vine sa ne cheme. Senator 1: Mai, copii, io n-am mai intrat ca lumea prin alunecare din campania electorala. Deputat 2: Pazea, ca ma dezlantui. Lepsa: Domnilor, sa punem osu'. Echipa parlamentarilor (chiloti galbeni, sorturi rosii) iese din vestiare si ataca om la om apararea fetelor de la bordelul "Caprioara pofticioasa".
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