Dipu' la tel verde
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0-800-800-444. La acest numar, in fiecare zi a campaniei electorale, intre orele 10,00 si 12,00, presedintele PSD Bucuresti, Dan Ioan Popescu, prescurtat - Dipu', raspunde intrebarilor formulate de
0-800-800-444. La acest numar, in fiecare zi a campaniei electorale, intre orele 10,00 si 12,00, presedintele PSD Bucuresti, Dan Ioan Popescu, prescurtat - Dipu', raspunde intrebarilor formulate de alegatori. Folosind aparatura hi-tech de ultima generatie, am reusit sa intram pe fir...
Dipu': Da, va rog, v-ascult.
Alegator 1: Alo? A-loo! A-loooo!
Dipu': Da, eu v-aud...
Alegator 1: Eu nu vreau sa va mai aud!
Dipu': Na, c-a-nchis... Alo?
Alegator 2: Alou? Domnu' Ioanitoaie?
Dipu': Nu, cred c-ati gresit...
Alegator 2: Cine munceste greseste, domnu' Ioanitoaie este? Dom'le, in primu' rand as vrea sa va felicit pentru emisiuneee...
Dipu': E, lasati, dar eu nu sunt...
Alegator 2: Nu mai fiti asa modest, domnu' Ioanitoaie, ca sunteti cel mai tare! Dom'le, in legatura cu treaba asta cu Mutu, ca de asta am sunat la Procesu' Etapei...
Dipu': Nu sunt Ioanitoaia, sunt Dipu'.
Alegator 2: Dipu' la telefon? Aaaa, asa e, ca acuma ii zice Recursu' Etapei. Domnu' Ioanitoaie, uite care-i parerea mea...
Dipu': Dom'le, mata stii ce ora e?
Alegator 2: Nu, ca s-a dat ceasu'-nainte. Sau inapoi?!
Dipu': E uns'pe ziua, domnule! Luni, ziua de luni... Emisiunea a fost aseara.
Alegator 2: S-a facut ziua, deja? Hopa! Inseamna ca beau de 28 de ore, fiuuu! Ma rupe nevasta-mea. Bine, dom' Ioanitoaie, 'ai ca va pup. Si tineti-o tot asa!
Dipu': Da, va rog?
Alegator 3: Hai noroc, ba, cancelare!
Dipu': Care cancelar?
Alegator 3: Alin Hitlar Teodorescu, cum care? Ce, nu mai stii cum te cheama?
Dipu': Nu, ati gresit, aici e Dipu', la tel verde. La cancelaria primului-ministru e alt tel verde.
Alegator 3: Ba, nu ti-e rusine sa ma-njuri? Ti s-a urcat si tie la cap de cand te-ai lipit de Nastase? Sa nu ma mai cauti, ba, si sa uiti c-ai sprituit pe banii mei in facultate!
Dipu': Turbez, nu mai pot! Alo?
Alegatoare: Buna, iubitule! Haaaideee, suna-ma, spune-mi fanteziile tale fierbinti!
Dipu': As vrea sa fiu acum intr-un pat cu apa...
Alegatoare: Ah! Asa, si?
Dipu': Si sa-mi vina un secretar de stat cu o hartie de privatizare pe o mie de miliarde, cu zece la suta inclusi, a... Da' de ce va spun eu asta dvs.?
Alegatoare: Fiindca ai sunat la opt-noua-opt-noua-zero-opt-noua...
Dipu': Eu, nu! Cred c-a facut atingere in centrala... Ba, ia reglati telefonu' asta! Alo?
Alegator 4: Alo, oficiul nudaspaga punct ro?
Dipu': Nu, Doamne fereste!
Alegator 4: A, deci la voi se ia spaga, carevasazica! Hotilor!
Dipu': Stati, nu-nchideti, Dipu' la tel verde... Na, c-a-nchis!
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