Nea Mischie, la masa Tacerii
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Gorjul plange si se zbate. Primari, profesori, functionari, lautari, consilieri se zbuciuma ca o gaina cu penele ude. Nu, nu s-a inchis termocentrala de la Turceni, nu s-a furat Coloana Infinitului, e
Gorjul plange si se zbate. Primari, profesori, functionari, lautari, consilieri se zbuciuma ca o gaina cu penele ude. Nu, nu s-a inchis termocentrala de la Turceni, nu s-a furat Coloana Infinitului, e mai grav: domn Mischie, parintele judetului, s-a dus la PNA. Vericilor, frati, cumnati, cumetri, domn Mischie la PNA fu, auzirati, fu la PNA.
Anchetator 1: Domnule Mischie, va rog sa ne dati amanunte despre firmele care v-au renovat pe gratis locuintele.
Mischie: Nea cutare, stai mereu. Care casi, care firme?
Anchetator 2, o femeie: Pai, in acest sens, va enumeram pe cele din Targu Jiu, Godinesti, Runcu si Bucuresti.
Mischie: Fata-lica, astea nu sunt toate ale mele. La Godinesti sunt fratii mei, par examplu.
Anchetator 1: Dar la Bucuresti?
Mische, triumfator: Facusi o confuzie. La Bucuresti e doar un apartament, nu se pune.
Anchetator 3: Totusi, casa cu piscina e un caz penal, imbunatatirile sunt de zeci de mii de euro.
Mischie: Curat caz penal, e violare de domiciliu. Sa va spui. Plecai la Bucuresti cu treaba, sa vaz un cumatru. Cand ma intorsai, jale, nenicule, mizerie peste tot. aia intrara in casa cu forta, jupuira peretii, ii lipira cu mahon, sa nu vaz deranju' din prima si trantira un lighean de scaldat in mijlocu' curtii. Da-i reclam!
Anchetator 1: Chiar ii reclamati?
Mischie: Crez ca nu, daca isi cer scuze.
Anchetator 2: Ati primit diverse cadouri de valori mari?
Mischie: Luai, fata-lica, luai, ca nu poti sa jignesti omu', daca asta-i dorinta lui.
Anchetator 3: Va rog sa ne dati amanunte despre fondurile PHARE primite de firmele sotiei.
Mischie: Sanda mea lua fonduri europenesti?! Stiui io de ce o luai, ca e dasteapta.
Zaibaru' penal
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