Cine e de vina?
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analiza esecurilor PSD
A doua noapte dupa alegeri. La sediul din Kiseleff, sefimea PSD zace debusolata si impovarata de raspundere in jurul mesei de sedinta. Un singur om are curajul sa sparga linistea apasator-mormantala...
Michi: Sefu', putem pleca?
Tavi: Un' sa pleci, mai?
Michi: Am ceva treaba... Niste viramente. Imi vireaza baietii niste... Putem pleca?
Adi: Nu. Electoratul ne-a dat un mesaj clar...
Michi: Un esemes din ala pe imeil?
Adi: Nu. Rezultatele votului vorbesc de la sine...
Michi: Aaaa, erau semeseuri din alea pentru televoting.
Tavi: Ssst! Nu cred ca-i cazu' sa suguim.
Adi: Nu. Trebuie sa luam masuri.
Miron: Io port pa'spatru, boss, pe calapod mare. Hehehe!
Tavi: Mai, mai seriosi...
Michi: Io pa'jdoi, da' nu Boss, numa Gucci. Ia uite acilea: piele de crocodil, trei mii de coco perechea...
Dipu': Interesant. De unde?
Michi: Din angro, de la chineji...
Miron: Aaa-hahahaaa!
Adi: ...De-aceea, trebuie sa ne apropiem mai mult de oameni, de nevoile lor.
Michi: Ma-aamaaa! Io am nevoi indexate, mai!
Adi:...Trebuie, deci, sa facem o analiza serioasa si sa raspundem la intrebarea cine e de vina pentru esecuri.
Tavi: Ei, acuma sa va vad ca mai suguiti.
Michi: Sefu',putem pleca?
Adi: Nu. Sa luam, de pilda, Capitala. Dom' Popescu, de ce acest dezastru?
Dipu': Sigur, Bucurestiul e un dezastru. A plouat, asfaltul e plin de gropi, in '77 a fost cutremur, in '89 s-a tras... Basescu e de vina!
Adi: Si de la noi, nimeni? Am pierdut pe linie, noroc ca a candidat Boagiu la sectorul doi.
Dipu': Noooo, eu le prefer pe candidatele de la protectie si paza. Ca Mitrea. Mitrea e de vina!
Miron: Ma, can' ti-oi trage o zmetie peste ochi cu levieru'! Pai ce, se compara Oprisan al meu cu tarabontii tai de la sectoare? Care le-a tras-o unu', Poteras?
Dipu': Sa nu ne inflamam degeaba. Nu e nimeni de vina. Nici eu, nici tu, nici Hrebe la Bacau pentru Sechelariu...
Adi: Apropo, Hrebenciuc n-are nimic de comentat?
Hrebe: Nu. Doar ca a fost o conjuctura.
Adi: Atat? Si Sechelariu?
Hrebe: Si el.
Tavi: E clar, ne-am lamurit.
Adi: Pai, daca nu e nimeni dintre voi de vina, atunci cine e?
Michi: Sefu', putem pleca?!
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