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Hai sa-ti dau zambile, boerule! Ia, ca e frumoase ca ochioasa la care le duci. O pune jos cu mirosu'. Ai plecat, pleaca-ti-ar norocu'. Ia zambila, neamuleee. Pa alese, pa-ncercate, un pol firuuu. Cum
Hai sa-ti dau zambile, boerule! Ia, ca e frumoase ca ochioasa la care le duci. O pune jos cu mirosu'. Ai plecat, pleaca-ti-ar norocu'. Ia zambila, neamuleee. Pa alese, pa-ncercate, un pol firuuu. Cum sa le las mai jos, ba, ghertoaie? Pai, ce, mai fac io pretu'? Le face Menesteru', facea-i-as de sase saptamani. Al Agreculturii, ce dreacu'. Mai pune si matale mana p'un Monitor Ofecial. Ia zi si tu, Portocalo, ca uite, nu ma crede domnu'. Ei, vazusi? Si nu te minte, ca-i detamai... Ia spune, fa, cum se chiama ce te facura pa tine? Referenta da orhedee? Pai si pa Hargentina ce-o mai facura, fata? Derectoare pa petunii si gladioale... V-ati ajunsara toate, 'rati ale dreacu' da toante. Numa' pa mine nu ma pusera nimica, punea-le-as coroana la Bellu. Si-s cea mai pa meserie dentre proastele astea. Intreaba-l si pa Gogu-Florarie, ca ma cunoaste da cand vindea garoafe pa colt in Lizeanu. Acu-i presedinte peste regina noptii. Care-ti dau zambile, neamuleee? Hai, ca le culesei az' noapte din Ghenceaaa! Proaspete si... Cate sa fie, pupa-ti-as? Sa le pun si funda? Le pun, punea-i-as funda la beregati lu' cine stiu io. Auliuuu, sa-mi faca mie rusinea asta in fata la toata populatia. Sa ma bage in servici, care neam de neamu' meu n-a calcat in campia muncii. Sa stie alde tata, m-ar taia ca pe scroafa. Ce-a avut cu noi, lumeee? Alaltaieri facura ura de rasa si cu ala mareleee. Tu, Vitrino, il stii pa Saddam al meu, ca talhareste da mic cu Vandam al tau. Il chemara la bratele da munca, ca cica sa sa-nregistreze pa contract. Pai, n-avea conventie civila? Acu' sa plateasca si CAS-eu pa ce da el la lume in cap? Poftiti la zambileee! Da, frumosule, TVA-u' e inclus. Daca vrei sa-l recuperi, comletezi fisa fiscala noo si o depui la perceptie in termen de cinspe zile. Hai, gata! Pai, ce facem acilea: vindem flori sau dam consoltatii financiare pa legea 'rsutepaispe pa doo mii. Ia parfumataaa! Ia-o neamule, ca maine-poimaine cad iar bortoasa si-o sa ma sting da foameee! Hai acu', ca plafonara astia indemnezatiile, plafona-i-as pa piept cu zambilee!
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